Kids finally come home...to the zoo.

11:39 AM Posted by Delaney

So back in the Summer we decided on a slow day that we would go to the zoo thinking that it might be a cheap and inexpensive day trip where the kids can see lots of new things. Turns out it's cheaper to buy this family pass, because according to the zoo everybody has 3 people in their family. Well after I almost passed out from having to purchase a yearly family pass we soldiered on.


Brayden in the Budgies exhibit, not to sure if he thinks the bird might turn on him.

Alex posing with a Budgie...

Tyler with a Budgie, notice the hand on the him and the displeasure on Bryaden's face. To elaborate the kids were all nonchalant about who got the toothbrush dipped in seeds. Well after the birds started in for the food, they quickly realized how much time they actually had to "hold" a bird. Nazi's I tell you, we bought 2 small brushes for 4 kids for 4 dollars a piece. This episode only lasted for 5 mins. That's like the Nazi that puts candy and toys by the checkout line in the stores...oh your day will come marketing man, your day will come.

Caleb feeling a little sluggish (yes I know it's a snail, but what am I supposed to say? He's feeling snailish, see not funny, that's why I don't listen to you)

I read back through some of my old posts and realized that I had forgotten to add in another funny kid story.

So for those that don't know too much about Tyler our oldest, when he was a baby up to about 5 he had raging ear infections, which also caused his speech to be delayed. This resulted in many mornings where he would crank the TV up to about the level of a movie theater at 7 o'clock in the morning so he could hear. This also produced his speech to have an advanced (as I call it) child accent (think of little rascals, spanky).
Anyway he was playing football for the second year and was about 7. There was a fellow teammate who was talking a fair amount of trash to Tyler, but Tyler being Tyler just smiled. We were running this drill where he absolutely laid this other kid out. In football terms: de-cleating, annihilation, domination, I mean this kid was rolling around on the ground trying to figure out which way was up.
At this point Tyler comes backand stands over the top of him (with genuine concern, a heavy child accent and very loudly) says "Ah rue ahwight?" (Translation : are you alright)
Everybody heard it and I have never had such a hard time stifling laughter.

Been awhile

9:42 AM Posted by Delaney

So it has been so long since I last posted that I actually forgot about my blog. So I will try and update ....(geez) almost a years worth of pictures.
Actually the funny thing (not really) is that I was playing around with my camera an accidentally erased about 350 pictures....

Oh well, here are some pics from the local park in South Prairie.Caleb doing his best toad stool impression

Brayden in his B-Boy stance
Alex may just have a future in modeling.

Tyler pushing over a tree, manly.

Jobless in Seattle, er well Enumclaw anyway

8:41 PM Posted by Delaney

HELP!!!!!

I was recently laid off from my job and am in need of any sources of possible employment. Please call or e-mail me if you hear or know of anything.
Thank you in advance and God Bless.

Brayden's pre-school Halloween Party

10:08 AM Posted by Delaney

All the way back in October, I know I months behind, Bryaden had a party that Renee attended. I know she felt bad because his teacher called shortly after she dropped him off asking if Renee was going to bring his costume back as he was getting "nervous" about not having it.
As attentive as Brayden is he posed wonderfully for his class picture...
Pays attention, sits still, and always does the spider roll.
Spider man and the caterpillar posing for the camera...
Caleb here is pleased as punch that he was able to balance the frosting on his finger. Reminds me of the nursery rhyme "...pulled out his thumb...what a good boy am I..."
Perfectly content after chowing down a cup cake.

the family pumpkin patch

11:06 AM Posted by Delaney

So this year we went to Thompson Farm, we went there last year and we paid 30 bucks for 4 huge pumpkins, unfortunately their prices went up, way up. Now they were asking about 65-70 dollars for the same size ones we bought last year. Ridiculous, anyway on with the photo blog of non sense.
Many people ask why we don't take more family photos. Well here is an illustration of why we don't do it more often. I literally have taken 4 other photos on this particular setting but for your pleasure I kept the "good" ones. So in this one Tyler has his eyes closed, and Brayden is throwing a gang sign...nice.
Take two. Again someone with their eyes closed! Why does someone develop narcolepsy during pictures? Please for the love open your eyes, or so help me the duct tape is coming out again!
Excellent, Caleb is looking at the corn field and Brayden is apparently giving a shout out to the scarecrow. Half of Alex's face is covered by Caleb's mop, but what's this? Tyler's eyes are open? If you all don't sit still I will throw the camera at you!Take 8. A nice lady offers to take our picture with the family. Wow first try for her, what am I doing wrong? Is it the death threats? Is it fun for the kids to make daddy's vein in his forehead pop out? I don't know, but I give up.
Fashion extrodinaire, text guru, and bubbly Alex.
Tyler Pumping it up.
Brayden "they see me rollin'" Christian.
Corney picture from the youngest, I wonder how many insects, rodents and other "things" call this place home? Oh well the kids aren't crying and ther're having fun so I don't care.
This was pretty cool. they had a buch of tricycles set up with a race track. Here you see me walking because I just got done pushing Brayden around the course for what I like to call the Pumpkin Patch 500.
I can't think of a funny story so too bad for you. Just kidding, I'll try and think of one for next time. Instead look at the beautiful pictures ya ingrate!

Brayden's pre-school Pumpkin patch visit

3:02 PM Posted by Delaney

So we started off in the concentration camp area, kids loved that one.
The kids were able to pet most of the animals, although some were suspicious. Here they met the psychotic cow that was possessed by a farmer for the early 1800's.
The look on the kids face after the cow tried to "lick" him was priceless.
Brayden posing on top of the pumpkins.
Once again Brayden hamming it up for the camera.

What's that you ask? Why yes I do have a funny story.
So here in Enumclaw every year the fire fighters drive around town with their ambulance and fire truck with Santa on top. They visit the whole town to have Santa wave and the other fire fighters hand out candy canes to one and all.
The "parade" came through our neighborhood, Tyler happened to miss him due to being over at a friends house.
Alex, Brayden, Caleb and I however were present and we all received a candy cane. The kids gobbled their candy canes down while I hung mine on the tree saving it for Tyler.
Shortly after the "parade" left Tyler came home. Of course he was bummed out not getting to see Santa and receive said candy cane. At this point Brayden piped up and said ( I kid you not)
"Tyler! Tyler! Santa came on a fire truck! He waved to me and the human brought me a candy cane! Dad said you can have his."
This kid and the terms he uses crack me up daily.

Dinner with Uncle Tim and Aunt Heather

1:27 PM Posted by Delaney

Back in Early October we were invited over to dinner at Tim & Heather's house. Some pretty good eats and interesting pictures to say the least. Above is Megan and Hailey, enjoying their time in the limelight.
Little miss Hailey hamming it up for the camera...
Uncle Matt hard at work...
Hailey looks like she got caught red handed...not sure of what yet.
Aunt Weesah getting her time in with Hailey, she must of snuggled her shoulder for a good 1/2 hour.
Don't worry this is a mega post no need to protest!
I love this picture. Collin has this look on his face as if he doesn't really believe what his dad is reading to him.
Caleb, in a much better mood.
Andrew on lock down.
Synchronized floor routine, proudly brought to you by Megan and Brayden.

And now for a short story, that well is funny to me but not something I should have laughed at.
The other week Brayden approached myself and Alex. He was carrying around Tyler's ipod with solitaire running. He asked me if I could play it for him, but I declined. Alex piped up and asked if she could play it with/for him. Brayden being inquisitive asked if she was any good. The following conversation took place;
Alex: Of course I am, I very good.
Brayden: Better than Tyler?
Alex: Yes.
Brayden: Better than Mommy?
Alex: Yes.
Brayden: Better than Daddy?
Alex: Well, maybe not as good as Dad.
Brayden: So Daddy can beat you?
Alex: Well I guess, yeah.
Brayden: So your a loser!
I died, he seemed to have set her up from the beginning.